read the fine print, dummy

We laugh at all the “journos” hyperventilating over the next America’s Cup. The next Cup is like 22 years away, but you can smell the sweat forming in their genitals, as they rush to out speculate each other on every f-ing element that could possibly be associated with the AC.

And speaking of speculation, we really got a giggle out of this quote from self-important bore Richard Gladwell:

Comments that Luna Rossa is hooking up with Ferrari are speculation only.

Really dude? And just where did you come up with that? Could it be the farcical and obvious parody that we ran the other day (Red Terror), suggesting that indeed Ferrari and Luna Rossa were mating each other? Is that your source?

Hahahaha! What a douche.