call your lawyer

The veteran Juan K supermaxi LawConnect (formerly InfoTrack, formerly Investec Loyal, formerly blah, blah, blah…) was out for a promotional sail in her latest livery on Sydney Harbour yesterday.

The owner, Christian Beck, clearly isn’t bashful about promoting his new online product. The whole sales pitch is emblazoned on the jib. Imagine having to look at that all the way to Hobart! 

(And the dockside wags are already joking that it seems like a pre-emptive suggestion to hire an attorney for your next protest hearing.) 

And what this sport and this world really, really, really needs is more fucking lawyers.