worst boat ad ever?

One of our Anarchists made the statement that this was “The worst sailboat ad of all time.” We call total bullshit on that. First, the boat is a cool little thing. Second, they are targeting a market segment that they think might like one of these.

So we can all agree that this isn’t the worst sailboat ad ever (see what I did there?)  So if this isn’t, what is? Jump in the thread.