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wind is dead

Coming on the heels of an incredibly strong push to accelerate wind power, both nationally and internationally, it comes as a total shock the the US has decided to stop all further investment in this renewable energy source.

“The problem is that there has been a global lessoning of wind strength, therefore we aren’t able to generate nearly enough energy”, read the report. It looks like Big Oil is our best source for real, verifiable oil.”

April Fools!