An America’s Cup that ‘Murica can understand! You don’t need no fancy, weird yachts, with all them furriners takin’ all our US jobs. No Siree! Hell, I’d love to see me some real America’s Cup; how about we put that weird, frozen Dean Barker in the ring with “Murica’s sweetheart, Marjorie Taylor-Greene!
I know who’s gonna win that, and it ain’t the furriner! USA! USA! USA!