greta thunberg sinks five oil tankers…

God damn this is funny!

Acting with very inspiring cruelty and a spirit of revenge despite her young age, Greta Thunberg has already sunk five oil tankers and hijacked several merchant ships with plastic-laden holds on their way through the Atlantic.

The young activist, who is heading to Madrid to attend the Climate Summit to be held between December 2 and 13, has given an order to chase, sink, board and assault all ships she considers enemies and a threat to the nature.  Read on.

Oh, and of course there’s a thread!