The newest cruise ship company, Anarchy Voyages, Inc., is delighted to announce an exciting new travel experience
★ CORONAVIRUS CRUSIES ★
Your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – literally – to be part of tourism history!
Savour the exquisite frustrations of drifting within sight of land for 14 days or more, not knowing whether your ship will ever be allowed to dock again.
On embarkation, each passenger receives a complimentary welcome pack of 10 face-masks, a bottle of hand sanitizer and a COVID-19 self-test kit.
As foods stocks dwindle, thrill to the unique culinary delights of SPAM and tinned asparagus tips – three times a day! – served with orange cordial.
Bonus offer! The first 100 passengers to secure their cabin will be given free funeral insurance. (Conditions apply *)
Book early to ensure disappointment!
* This offer not available to Italian, Chinese or Spanish nationals, travellers over 60 years of age or anyone with an underlying health condition.