the criminal i am

I love Cali – SoCal born and raised, and I support Governor Newsom’s state-wide “Stay at Home” policy.  But god damnit, I need to go sailing!

So, my GF and I are going to openly flaunt the rule and go sailing Saturday. Yes, that makes me a bad citizen. Hell, it almost makes me a trumptard, but this is sailing we’re talking about! We’re gonna jump on the nearly deserted freeway, head to club, and take the Harbor 20 for a spin.

Don’t worry, should we get “apprehended”, I’ll film the whole thing. at the very least, it’ll make for a good story! Anarchy rules. – ed.
Title inspiration can be found within this song.