lost in translation

I occasionally watch the Volvo Ocean Race videos during my lunch, but I have to do it on mute using the closed captions.  Because the captions are generated with speech recognition by YouTube, and not manually by VOR, they are a bit all over the place when it come to accuracy.
Sometimes it is a challenge to decipher them, sometimes they make my inner 13-year-old (and outer 32-year-old) laugh.  I have a samples from today talking about Dog Fart Race team, and the sexy sailors.  The one is from 17:13 in today’s daily live, and the other is from 4:35 in the most recent week in review. – Anarchist Barbie.