This story has been making the rounds, so we thought we’d add our 2 cents. Both  predictable and retarded at the same time, this story had fail written all over it from the jump. But the rapidity with which they achieved said fail is commendable; it saved them a lot of time and trouble for an outcome that was inevitable. Now back to rock hopping, you two….
Tanner Broadwell, 26, and Nikki Walsh, 24, sold everything they owned in Colorado to buy a sailboat and live their best lives on the open sea, but that dream life was short-lived when their houseboat sank off the coast of Florida on Wednesday. (we think they meant sailboat. – ed)
The couple was only two days into the adventure of a lifetime, when they’re dream boat hit something in the water, and capsized, leaving everything but the dog, a little cash and their social security cards to float away, at their fingertips.
‘I sold everything I had to do this,’ Broadwell told the Tampa Bay Times, ‘and I lost everything in a matter of 20 minutes.’
Read on, thanks to the Daily Mail