grandpa was a sailor

After nearly 9000 posts and hundreds of thousands of views, you’d think the Mocking Ads on Craigslist thread would be┬árunning out of interesting new posts…but you’d be wrong. From the Best of Craigslist comes this gem.

Free 18′ Sailboat. Grandpa was a sailor, missed the open water and so he hired a crane to drop a sailboat in his swimming pool. Time to get the boat out. Free to anyone who can remove the boat without damaging the block wall or landscaping. Serious inquires only. No trailer, no boom, no sails or rigging. Rudder? Yes. Still free. Thank you.