AC Breaking

bust a rhyme

America’s Cup Anarchy junkies had fun with some pretty fun AC limericks the last time around, and now they’re back at it thanks to kiwi Anarchist ‘ianz’.  Here are a couple we liked, the first from a Kiwi fan:
This AC is run by rich muppets,
Defended by Oracle (and puppets).
To bring back some class,
I hope the kiwis kick ass
While GGYC sit by like stunned mullets.
 
There are already a few gems; add your own in the thread.