smells like tuna

Other than the world class whiners that every fleet seems to have, there is nobody more loathed by us than the easily offended, officious blue blazer wankers that almost every club seems to have…
How do you know if you’re the top boat at the Albacore North American Championships?  A bunch of mid fleet hooligans toss your boat in the yacht club pool after emptying the keg.  How do you know they’re Canadian?  They’ll tie it securely fore and aft in a polite and seaman like fashion to ensure that that there’s no possibility of damage to boat or pool.
Bonus Question- How do you know you’re at the wrong club for your big October regatta?  The blue blazer crowd gets upset about the shenanigans.