Just as Emirates Team New Zealand’s funding looks assured, the shitstorm about Dean’s departure is casting a long black cloud over the team. Barker threatening to ‘tell all’, according to a herald source, if he gets the boot? Lawyers on retainer? Shit’s getting serious in Kiwi if the NZ sports media are to be believed.
Meanwhile, in the best-named radio segment since the call-in ‘Do You Know Where Your Mom’s Vibrator Is?’, two sporty dudes debate whether Team New Zealand is ‘Penis Or Genius.’ Hilarious.