So this is the answer to a bunch of drunk inbreeds driving their floating penis extensions on New year’s Eve? Nice work.
The Coast Guard is implementing a temporary speed zone in Florida’s Biscayne Bay on New Year’s Eve for the first time ever, a response to a three-boat crash that killed four people on July 4.
The speed zone slows boaters on the bay to a maximum of 15 knots between the Julia Tuttle Causeway all the way south of Deering Bay Marina. Any boat caught going faster than 15 knots could be boarded by law enforcement and be cited, according to Miami’s CBS affiliate.