HOBIE TIGER OR BOYFRIEND NEED NEW HOME
I am looking for a sailor who is crafty, and quick. Someone who can hitch and tow my boyfriends Hobie in 0.1 seconds off of my driveway- alt on Saturday I could arrange for the house to be empty, should the sailor be slow and drunk.
Hobie Tiger condition: 10 years old, in good cond. aside from a few dings due to bad driving on the start line
Boyfriend condition:- about 49.9 years old, bit shagged out due to a young girlfriend driving him mad about a Hobie in her parking space
Hobie Tiger: previously ranked 2nd in world championships
Boyfriend: Previously ranked world champ (age has caught up slightly, so results have declined)
If you are interested in either of the above please let me know asap – not willing to trade boyfriend for anything older than a 1964 model – also no ex wives please.