From the You Can’t Make This Shit Up Department…
“Wet Wednesday” took on a whole new meaning last week when a well-known millionaire big boat owner and Yacht Club board member got nasty in the Ladies’ room of a West Coast club – and got busted by the Commodore’s wife. This wasn’t no puppy love, either – one of the ‘offenders’ is a financial professional, and the other was reportedly tossed from the same club 5 years ago for laying his cock out on the bar in a real live dick measuring contest.
Maybe the funniest part of the whole thing is the fact that anyone gives a shit about something that goes on constantly, and probably has always been; we certainly remember the long-running competition over who could show panty-proof from a Harbour Court ladies room tryst…
But not this time, and apparently, not on the Pacific Coast, where the penalty for a little ass in the ladies’ room is a full year’s suspension from the club for both, and a resignation from the Board for the female half of the crime. Really? A yearlong ban for a little banging in the ladies room? Let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone.
