Our “Contact” buttons for article submissions, advertising, editor, blah blah, have seemingly been something less than working, but now, apparently, are something equal to working. So should you have any reason to contact us for any of the following:

1) Bust our balls

2) Give us money

3) Bust our balls while giving us money

4) Submit  an article, video or pic

5) Complain about something we did

6) Complain about something we didn’t do

7) Tell us Mr. Clean sucks

You can simply click here.  Thanks to Peter Gabriel for the title inspiration.