Say hello to our newest addition to the distinguished line of SA swag: The Hillbilly Hat. Suitably pre-trashed so you don’t have to! Perfect for white trash, hillbillies, dirt bags, deviants, and people not cool enough to wear flat bills, this is the hat that says, “Yeah, I’m drunk. What’s it to you, bitch?”
You know you want one.
$24 bucks delivered to your door. $32 if you’re one of them foreigners. Jump on it – we only made a few and sure as hell won’t be making any more.
UPDATE: 50 sold in 12 hours. More being made as we speak, only the new ones are even better. Darker, drunker and uglier. Get yours now.