Wins what? Wins the honor of the “preppiest” sport ever! Haha, this is funny and so, so true…
1. Yachting
2. Killing your stepmother Muffy so she doesn’t see a fucking dime of Daddy’s estate
3. Crew
4. Lacrosse
5. Polo
6. Fox hunting
7. Squash
8. Dressage
Read on thanks to Deadspin…
