delayed reaction

So your favorite sport is on TV today! And like all the real sports, you can watch it live, right? Wrong. For whatever idiotic and bush-league “reasoning” races 7 and 8 (yeah, like there’s going to be an 8th) are “tape delayed”. ¬†First of all, what is this “tape” that they are referring to? An antiquated, outdated mode of communicating? Just like actually “tape delaying” a live sporting event. Who the hell still does that? Why, we’d guess it’s the geniuses who cut the broadcasting deal for the AC! Hey guys – 1980 called, they want their obsolete broadcasting technique back…

Tape delayed? Really?