bag o’ swag

The Ed and his lovely girlfriend Eva will be milling about at the Strictly Sail Pacific Boat Show in Oaktown this coming Friday. That in and of itself isn’t exactly newsworthy, but he will have a Bag O’ Swag with a bunch of the latest brand new SA gear – belts, beanies, hats, visors and tech shirts.

Find him, come up and say “Fuck off, Ed!” and you will get something. The phrase that pays must be delivered exactly like that. “You’re a dick”, Fuck you, Scot”, “Scuttlefuck rules!”, etc. not only will not work, it will disqualify you from further participation. Looking forward to your salutations. – Ed.