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Big Pimpin’

Y’all know that there aren’t many things that we consider “off-limits”. And that philosophy applies to advertisers as well – remember our Russian Brides ad? So in that spirit (and the one about chasing dollars), we present from our newest advertiser…something that might not be for everyone ( but we bet it’s for a lot more lonely sailors than we care to think about)… There of course will be an official SA test conducted here by upper management…

The Fleshlight iPad holder comes  from the  mind of prolific designer, author, recipe-creator, and opinionater Tv Slicèdbread Miller. The device – currently only in conceptual-design form – clips onto the outside of the iPad (lengthwise of course), and allows the user to pleasure himself while looking at the screen. The device has a molded polymer interior which, when heated and lubricated, apparently feels somewhat like a vagina – or so we’re told.

“It’s another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level,” Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin was quoted as saying.