fail ale

Sometimes (okay make that almost all the time) you have to wonder just what in the hell people are thinking. These three idiots, no doubt empowered by beer, made a brilliant decion that obviously has turned out really well…

Crews on Monday morning were at first dispatched to save a wayward sailboat off the coast of Pacifica. But hours into the odd rescue, the three aboard a sailboat named the Darling were arrested after the 82-foot boat was reported stolen out of the affluent city of Sausalito.

Two men and a woman were arrested about noon, following about five hours of drama and mystery that spanned 20 miles from Marin County to the shores off the San Mateo County coast. State park water rescue lifeguards said when they went aboard, they found a couple cases of Pale Ale beer and cardboard boxes of pizza  Read on.