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screw the white house!

Shortly after conceding defeat in the US Presidential election, Mitt Romney announced his plans to compete in the Vendee Globe Ocean Race. A no-nonsense guy through and through, Governor Romney has already already chosen a name for his new boat. Romney will base his Campaign in Florida and his boat will be named “Hanging Chad”.

He plans to take the family dog with him in the race. When asked about how there will be enough room for the dog and the sanitary aspects of living aboard with a dog for 3 months a sea – “No Problem. Seamus will live in a box strapped to the deck. He’s mostly an outside dog.”More here.