This is a real refugee boat found in the eastern part of Key Biscayne, Miami, Florida, post hurricane Sandy. It is equipped with a bamboo mast. The rudder handle is galvanized steel pipe with threaded fittings, with a sheet metal rudder, Styrofoam pontoons, and wood crate trapeze. The base of the mast is an umbrella or pole metal base. Seems to be bolted together. Local pickup only. Buy it now!
Thanks to Anarchist John, and in keeping with our dubstep theme (see first of the year below), title inspiration thanks to Knife Party..