tongue-tied in kentucky

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tongue-tied in kentucky

This one is just a bit different…

Hey folks. I’ve recently become involved with a gorgeous girl who wants me to tie her up. I’m pretty psyched about this prospect.  Problem is, I’m not much of a sailor; my knowledge of knots pretty much begins and ends with tying my shoes.

Can anybody direct me to some info on how to…say…hogtie a beautiful woman? Safely? And how would I practice before I see her next, as I probably don’t have any friends willing to be my guinea pigs?  Thanks for any tips.

-SA’er ‘knotinterested’