From English sailor chick pal Corinna:
Years ago, my friend, Lucy, bored at the endless boat talk in Cowes, came up with the slogan "cover me in carbon and throw me to the laminators," mimicking the age old saying "cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians."
Not being able to let a priceless gem slip by, Lucy and I have decided to take a step forward and create more priceless sayings, fit for all areas of sailing. Not only do we have one for boatbuilders; we also cover riggers, sailmakers, and varnish specialists. Don’t worry if you don’t see your crew spot – we’re working on a bunch of new sayings, all of which we hope to make into shirts, and of course, bikini bottoms.
If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let us know. If nothing comes to mind, just enjoy these two!