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the shit bowmen say One of the funniest threads ever…

the shit bowmen say

One of the funniest threads ever…

When the skipper asked if he was going to make the mark – "You couldn’t make a fucking ham sandwich."

  • "What the fuck are you doing on my bow?"
  • "I’ll get on it as soon as I’m done unfucking your shit."
  • "Why don’t you just shove a mop up my ass, and I’ll swab the deck while I’m at it."
  • "The bastard couldn’t trim a hedge"
  • "Do you have this much trouble starting your fucking lawn mower?"
  • "He couldn’t trip Hellen Keller."
  • "Am I the only one on this boat with a roll of fucking tape?" 

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