One of the funniest threads ever…
When the skipper asked if he was going to make the mark – "You couldn’t make a fucking ham sandwich."
- "What the fuck are you doing on my bow?"
- "I’ll get on it as soon as I’m done unfucking your shit."
- "Why don’t you just shove a mop up my ass, and I’ll swab the deck while I’m at it."
- "The bastard couldn’t trim a hedge"
- "Do you have this much trouble starting your fucking lawn mower?"
- "He couldn’t trip Hellen Keller."
- "Am I the only one on this boat with a roll of fucking tape?"