one armed bandit
And the winners of this one are:
3rd Place: “and then in the settlement she got the house the dog and…” – fonty
2nd Place: “I guess this fractional ownership agreement needs some tweaking.” -CharlieCobra
1st Place: “’Tis but a flesh wound.” -Uli Kunkel
So we’re suckers for Monty Python, but great work to all! Check out the thread for all the responses, and Uli K, send an e-mail to the Editor to claim your $50 gift certificate from West Marine!