don’t waiver

don’t waiver

We must say that we’ve never quite seen a regatta waiver like this one…  

 I, _________________________________Owner of the yacht____________________________ accept full responsibility for the conduct of each member of my crew and guests during M.R.M.S.A. Wednesday Night Racing Series, except for the following individuals who have been previously incarcerated:

Name                                            Registered Address                           DOC #

__________________             ____________________________           _________
__________________             ____________________________           _________

The Mystic River Mudhead Sailing Association is in no freaking way responsible for accidental pregnancies, DUI’s, damage or injury to borrowed cars or yachts, arising from any cause during or related to any race or activities of the M.R.M.S.A. Series within a 7 year period. Weather and sea conditions will occur. As Skipper I must be evaluated by a Psychiatrist in determining whether it is proper to participate. The responsibility of wearing a life jacket rests upon the skipper and the current fashion. If assistance is provided by the Race Committee vessels and personnel, it is at the risk of my own sweet ass. I realize who I am dealing with here.

I hereby agree to most of the Conditions of the Mudhead Wednesday Night Racing Series and shall hide such information from each member of my crew; specifically, my spouse. I hereby warrant that my yacht will be outfitted, equipped and handled in accordance with Government Regulations re: the lowest bidder; that she will have all of the required weapons aboard; that she is marginally seaworthy in hull, rig and gear; that she will be completely out of control most times.

In consideration of your accepting my entry for the Mystic River Mudhead Sailing Association Wednesday Night Racing Series, I do for myself, my lawyers’, my arms dealer’s and money launderer’s, assigns, waive and release any and all claims that I have against the Mystic River Mudhead Sailing Association except for The Board of Directors, any Restaurateur who poisons me; or any other sponsor who forces me to wear their stupid hat. Further, I hereby assign, waive and release any and all claims that I have against the Mystic River Mudhead Sailing Association that arise from my own incompetency including but not limited to: tacking, jibing, marking rounding’s, chute sets, chute takedowns, poor steering, docking, undocking, getting off the boat or staggering to wrong vehicle. This includes any involuntary strangulation, blinding, dismemberment, nut cutting or boob bobbing that may occur in said maneuvers. I understand that the Mystic River Mudhead Sailing Association , their officers, directors, members, committee men/women, volunteers, wonks, groupies, hanger-on’s, employees and agents live outside the country and are difficult to find.

Signed (Owner)

Rev April 1st, 2010                
M.R.M.S.A. P.O. Box 117, West Mystic, Connecticut 06388