fire sale

We received an e-mail today from someone claiming to be Brad Butterworth and wishing to list this in our classifieds. Who are we to argue?

Distress sale. Owner piled up big debts due to legal issues and couldn’t afford to pay my salary. All I got was this crappy boat. TLC project, ballast system easily converted to beer kegs, low miles on engine, possible conversion to a cruiser. No sails, we had to return them to the country of origin. Will only take euros. $1 million firm.