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Unborn Fetus to Sail Around the World

Unborn Fetus to Sail Around the World

On the heels of the announcement that 15 year-old Abby Sunderland is going to attempt to break her ‘older’ brother, 17 year-old Zac’s recent record as the youngest nonstop sailor around the world, The Unborn Sailor Association announced their new effort to break the record.

An unborn fetus named ‘Baby Ernesto’, will attempt to sail around the world, non stop and unassisted to become the youngest sailor ever to accomplish this. "Given the fact that it is hard to be younger than an unborn, we feel confident that this record will truly stand the test of time. When we’re done, people will refer to Abby Sunderland as ‘Granny."

Details of the effort have yet to be obtained, but a picture of ‘Baby Ernesto’ has been obtained showing BE training to deal with pirates. Pro life advocates are thought to be supporting the voyage of BE, "heralding the contributions to society of the unborn, as evidenced by Baby Ernesto."