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Stockade Duty


Stockade Duty

In other BIRW Farr 40 news, the Anarchists reported that the Mount Gay and Vineyard Vines might have been a bit too much for F40 boat captain Phil Turner, who had one of those epic nights that takes a few years to recover from.  Apparently Turner decided to take the rental car out on a joyride which culminated in a deeply satisfying donut-making session on the front lawn of a Block Island home.  It also resulted in his arrest and ejection from the island, along with the disqualification of “Sundance” for the entire week.  Turner’s maneuver qualifies for the Simon Daubney Public Stupidity Award, and here is an ode we received from an Anarchist on the subject:

Phil had his fill
took a rental car out for a thrill
RC kicked ’em out;
said his actions were ill
"No Donuts Allowed" said they
"Except during a race."
Sundance, oh Sundance,
You were never in the chase.

Fun BIRW fact of the day:  Roughly half the 153 boats at BIRW are J/Boats.