"Look, I have the biggest dick!" Maybe he’s just a dick, period. That would be ruskie Roman Abramovich, who just wasn’t happy enough with his three current mega power boats – 377, 282 and 161 feet respectively. No, he had to build a 557 foot one, at cost of $600 million. Look, we get that he’s a glutonous douche, but does it have to be so obviuous? Maybe he’ll buy a couple more when he grows tired of this one. How nice for him. Apparently the anarchists don’t agree with our sentiments.