The boys at Somali Cruises are offering a unique new ‘piracy tourism’ opportunity to those with a love for the sea and anger management issues. Great slogan, too: “Most cruises offer a mini-bar; We offer a mounted Mini-Gun.”
And check out this testimonial: "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks–what a laugh riot! This is a must do." — Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA. If only it were real!