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A Sorry State


A Sorry State

In a great thread in the forum about drunken/drugged up/hung over racing, Anarchist “glexpress” shares some of the wisdom he acquired in his college sailing days.  Got a story?  Tell it here.

  1. 15-passenger vans top out at about 113.
  2. You can drink while lying down if you have a pouring cap.
  3. Pissing on an angry instigator can usually diffuse a fight.
  4. Many colleges and sororities enforce the no men rule.
  5. No matter how many times you try you just can’t walk through the drive though.
  6. Wheel chairs can go dangerously fast down hills.
  7. You can smell exactly what (or who) your buddy was eating if he leans closely enough to you when talking.
  8. If someone has to crap badly enough they’ll go… anywhere.
  9. You can’t drive a moped up steps.
  10. Your best shot at beating those out of district kids is to totally get them hammered. If they have a coach have one of your more pretty ladies run interference