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How To Be Cool

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How To Be Cool

  1. Your boat and spars must be at least 47 feet long of autoclaved carbon. No timber, even balsa core, is allowed. Fibreglass, even only in a radome or satellite phone cover, is not allowed.
  2. All metal on board is Titanium, even your electrical wiring and propeller. The two exceptions are your engine, which is ridiculously large because as your explain, otherwise it stalls because it can’t provide enough power to your hydraulic winches when you Gybe. Your keel bulb is depleted uranium.
  3. The boat has Two Wheels anad Two rudders. You are in serious discussion with ***** design office about fitting a Third of each.