Here’s what the internet hath wrought: Some disturbing dweeb named Lance
Norris reading his cue card review of Morning Light while pretending
to be "Boston’s only straight film critic." Okay We’ll give
him points for referring to the crew as " 15 animatronic dolls from
their It’s a Small World ride…" but you may judge for
yourself. Hey Lance, we just made you famous, but you really should do
something with that comb over, dude.