Whine ‘0 Five

We’ve gotten a handful of pissed off e-mails about the short piece “J/ackoff,” pointing out that the J/105 in the shot wasn’t interfering with the junior racers. Hell, there’s even a thread about it with the usual bitching and moaning from that bunch, wondering when SA is going to print a retraction for offending the sensibilities of jackoffs everywhere.

For those of you waiting for an apology, you can kiss our collective asses – and furthermore, all J/105 owners are now on notice: Do something dopey, and you’ll end up right here. We’re not quite sure why J/105s are the butt of so many jokes on SA, but we bow to the wisdom of the Anarchists, so it’ll probably stay that way.