of the Week

Dear Ed:

never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could
be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer,
the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just
some friends from work, you don’t know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why?

she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch
her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never
approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided
to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my sailboat trailer
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the whole street when she came home. It was at that dreadful moment,
crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a large area of tiny little
de-lamination blisters on my keel. Is this something I can fix myself
or should I take it back to the boat builder?

We’re expecting some really good
to this one!