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That we despise everything about the racist, homophobic, misogynist, anti-american so-called “tea party” is a given. So when their horseshit seeps into our world, we get pissed. Here is a sample of their Affordable Health Care retardation, applied to “boating”. This is what passes for humor from these goons. Kiss our ass.

The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled “The Affordable Boat Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat by April, 2014. These ‘affordable’ boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance, or repair costs.

This law has been passed because, until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new law ensures that every American can now have an ‘affordable’ boat of their own, because everyone is ‘entitled’ to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive four ‘free’ life jackets (does not include monthly usage fees). More dopiness here.


November 9th, 2013

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