the meth and yachting world championships
When not being sued for defamation by a multimillionaire who welshed on an investment deal and was deemed to owe $45 million by a judge, the geniuses here at SA have created something equally fun. “The Meth and Yachting World Championships of the World”, an event that would perfectly match the surroundings of the city that we hope to to hold the event out of: The shit hole town of Fresno, known affectionately to the world as The City Addicted to Crystal Meth.
The regatta will sailed in abandoned 4 knot shitboxes (is there any other kind in Fresno?) in a 24 hour format where sleep is not allowed (duh!), we are hoping that the fine corinthian Fresno Yacht Club will be host to our prestigious and sure-to-be-much-envied inaugural event. Attempts to contact the good people at Fresno Yacht Club, located in the Riskiest Place to Live have so far been fruitless. Just like Fresno itself.
Stay tuned for more information about our plans to hold The Meth and Yachting World Championships of the World in the both drunkest city and most toxic city in the country: Fresno. A match made in heaven! Well, if heaven was renamed hell, that is.
June 30th, 2013